I’m gonna throw this out there. Sock monkeys creep me the eff’ out. They are flopsy, have creepy plastered smiles, and have the most dead eyes I’ve ever seen.
That being said, I know most people lost them and have super fond memories. Go for it.
Even though sock monkeys make me wary, I deeply wanted photographic proof of the human sized sock monkey bride. I wasn’t about to stand near that thing but my friend is super brave.
When the world gets flipped, I will take care of the evil clowns if you watch my back for the sock monkeys.
Sidenote: this was handcrafted by some sock-artists at the local farmers market. Scary but solid work on their part.