Please, please tell me that you get this joke. I instantly saw the joke here but I had to explain it to other people.
Am I not funny or are other people hiding from the hilarity that surrounds us?
I have some popping corn kernals that went stale (yes, it is possible). And instead of throwing the whole joke out I have been popping it in batches and feeding it to our huge flock of chickens.
Hey, it is cheaper than buying feed right now.