I say ghetto appetizers not becauseww they sucked but because it was canned snacks that I combined to make apps.
Try it before you start hating–people eat fish eggs after all.
• Saltine crackers (unless you’re one of those fancy folks that keeps different kinds of crackers in their cabinet).
• One small can of oysters, drained.
• 1/2 TBSP per cracker of softened cream cheese (I used a my Puck product that is always spreadable and tastes same).
• A double dash of Tobasco sauce per cracker.
• Spread desired amount of cream cheese on cracker
•Delicately place an oyster on cream cheese’d cracker
• Top with splash of tobasco
Insert in face hole
Mouth yeilds best results